Burn Like Mike
Choose a Starting Point
You wouldn't know your
You couldn't find your own
You could screw up a
You've got about as much personality as a
You're like the last
You're just a sad little
Choose the Object
navel
dick
midget
brain
nose
potato
child
wet dream
funeral
wimp
Twist It In the Middle
from your
with both hands and your
in the middle of the
before you even saw your
without your
playing with your
with no clue about your
Modify the Last Object
last
smallest
oldest
ugliest
loneliest
shriveled
only
pathetic
limp
dumb
Choose the Object
brain cell
navel
head
turnip
nut
big toe
night
cornfield
Bring it Home
on public square
on your best day
in a brown paper bag
and a flashlight
with an instruction manual
in a kindergarten class
in broad daylight
at a funeral
on full display
and the Orkin man
Go Again